To further add to yesterday's argument, I bring to you the topic of interest among the girls at work today.

Excuse me while I go find and reattach the other half of my tongue...I seem to have bitten it clean off today.

I'm not entirely sure whether to be completely appalled or utterly amused at the ignorance. I guess you can be the judge because I just don't have a coherent thought about it at the moment.

What I do know is that as far as the second picture goes...honey you have fun with that craft fair bullshit, I'll be 3 inches from the TV with a six pack and my big fucking mouth!